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Poem Of the Day

TRUE FRIENDSHIP TRUE FRIENDSHIP Too Much of a Good Thing ‘Too much of a good thing may be bad' As the old cliche' goes So always do things in moderation Just like The Lord of Heaven knows The blessings of God are great As anyone can clearly see And when done in moderation We all can live quite free That's the common sense He gave us Each and every one So practice it in our own ways And His blessings will fill our days Now that does not mean to take The middle of the road each time That just means to do what's right And give glory to His name For one will get smashed standing In the middle of the road If one fails on which side to stand At the very least when the Word is told

Joke Bar !

Joke Bar

Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
A: To reach the high notes.

Q: What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?
A: The Food!

Q: How do you get straight A's?
A: By using a ruler!

Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A: Because his class was so bright!

Teacher: Didn't I tell you to stand at the end of the line?
Student: I tried but there was someone already there!

Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at John's exam?
Student: I hope you didn't either.

Q: Why did closing her eyes remind the teacher of her classroom?
A: Because there were no pupils to see.

Q: Why was the math book sad?
A: Because it had too many problems.

Q: What kind of meals do math teachers eat?
A: Square meals!

Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?

A: Because you can see right trough them.

Q: How do you make a fruit punch?

A: Give it boxing lessons.

Q: What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A: A nervous shipwreck!

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Thursday, 24 January 2013

Phenomenal Woman

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